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A totally irrelevant aside...does ANYbody here know ANYbody from the Ben
and Jerry Ice Cream company? If so, I have a message for them.

HEY! PAY ATTENTION! Did you know that there is NO ONE out there making
banana ice cream? I don't mean banana mix with those crummy walnuts in them,
or sometimes a little banana cream stuffed into an ice bar, or those sticky
banana ice-milk bars....I'm talking here STRAIGHT BANANA ICE CREAM. Go ahead,
check out any supermarket's frozen section. You've got cherry, strawberry,
chocolate, coffee, rum-raisen, white russian, vanilla, french vanilla,
neopolitan...row after row of ice creams of every sort and flavor and
packaging...EXCEPT BANANA. I KNOW. I'VE SPENT THE LAST SEVEN YEARS SEARCHING
FOR IT!

Ben...Jerry...SOMEBODY...make up some banana ice cream and you'll have
the corner on the entire market. Trust me on this.

jms