To the Brady Bunch Theme

It's the story
Of a bunch of filkers
Who simply couldn't leave B5 alone
They were cruising
For a bruising
Riding the modem tone.

It's the filking
That drives you crazy
With rhymes that cut you clear down to the bone
Even more scary
Than Mayor Barry
It makes you groan and groan

Till the one day the filkers met a producer
And they knew that they were clearly out of luck
Now this group must somehow cross the border
Or risk assault and mayhem from a truck.

The Filking Bunch.
The Filking Bunch.
Run away from the scary Filking Bunch.

jms