If what you think I said is correct,...

 Posted on 11/8/1993 by STRACZYNSKI [Joe] to GENIE


If what you think I said is correct, then what you think I said is what I
said. If what I might have said was not correct, then what I might have said
is not what I said, incorrectly.

This message will self-destruct as soon as anyone manages to parse the
grammar....

jms