* How can I that live here in Sweden get a hold of your "Complete
Scriptwriting..:", since I can't order by Mail order?
Other than online, via www.amazon.com, you're stuck, I'm afraid.
* How can a club get you to appear on a convent?
Well, first you'll have to smuggle me past Sister Mary Theresa Thomas, and
into the nun's quarters...then just leave the rest to me.